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[chardismastic]

there's a charge on my card for £400 and change at Maplin.

you have five minutes and counting to explain and then i'm going to kick your ass.

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[chardismastic]

four minutes, fifteen seconds

[chardismastic]

whatever this is, why do you get first billing

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1. i'm taller
2. rolls off the tongue better that way

[chardismastic]

1. what does you being an HGH based mutant have to do with literally anything

2. because again what the fuck is this supposed to be

3. three minutes, forty six seconds

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1. jealousy's a good look on you mate
2. it's called a podcast surely you've heard of them

[chardismastic]

1. in your dreams, flynn
2. refer to item number one (1)

what bath salt huffing fantasy land are you living in that you think i'd collaborate with you on anything

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you need the pr

[chardismastic]

i literally have an entire department of people actually trained and employed to pr

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they haven't thought of this

[chardismastic]

more like they've thought of this and know better than to bother me with such an ass-ended idea

[ or they know that the best PR choice is to keep rafe's particular kind of personality far, far away from the general public — especially on a weekly basis. even odds. ]

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well i can't very well go and ask drake
doesn't exactly work if no one's ever thought you were dead

besides you've already paid for it

[chardismastic]

yeah i'm on the phone with my card's fraud department as we type

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drake's nearly died enough to count and christ knows he doesn't shut up
he'd be tailor made for this if he had any idea what a podcast was

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alright have it your way

i mean there is something particularly satisfying about flynn & drake innit

[chardismastic]

satisfying. sure, like a shit after eating from a dollar taco truck

what the hell would you even talk about anyway

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you'll just have to tune in to find out now won't you

( aka he has no idea, he hasn't thought this through all the way )

[chardismastic]

[ shocker ]

you were trying to sell me this two seconds ago, i want to hear the rest of the pitch
i could use the laugh

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( time to pull something out of his ass )

if i said nero fiddled while rome burned what would you say

[chardismastic]

that viol class instruments wouldn't have even been invented until a thousand years after nero died and if shit like that is the basis of your program you won't last ten minutes

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program
okay granny

[chardismastic]

nitpicking semantics just means i'm right because you don't have any other arguments

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who says i want to argue
i know nero wasn't fiddling for the devil
i'm testing you adler

[chardismastic]

when don't you want to argue, honestly

were you now? and what's my prize for passing?

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first billing